do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”


no im not into indie music anymore, got a little too mainstream for me. im into post industrial 1968 japanese funk now


when fergie was like ‘yall aint ready for this’ in the beginning of london bridge i truly wasnt


romantic date idea: sit on our laptops and ignore each other for 8+ hours